Philadelphia Gets Pornhub Lube Offer To Grease Poles

After Philadelphia police announced they won't try using Crisco to keep Eagles fans from climbing poles again, Pornhub suggested the city try personal lubricant.

Via Mashable:

The Philadelphia Police Department announced it won't grease up the city's light poles for the Super Bowl, so Pornhub is offering them 110 gallons of lube.  Earlier this month, the city of Philadelphia decided to grease up some of the city's light poles with Crisco in an attempt to thwart any unruly sports fans from climbing up and inevitably injuring themselves following the NFC Championship game. Apparently, the Crisco didn't work all that well — instead, it became a challenge for anyone daring to test their luck at the poles. Also, Crisco is flammable, so the whole thing posed a serious safety hazard.

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