A Cookie Though? Man Punches Girlfriend Over Missing Cookie

A Cookie Though? Man Punches Girlfriend Over Missing Cookie

How hungry could you be?

Any man that has a girlfriend knows that no food you have around her belongs completely to you. 

I guess this guy had enough and decided to assault her...over a cookie.

This guy is a real life cookie monster.


A Florida man allegedly punched his girlfriend in the face after he got angry that someone ate the last of his chocolate chip cookies.


Richard Hessic was arrested Thursday and charged with domestic battery following the confrontation, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The 31-year-old shares a home with his 34-year-old girlfriend.Hessic is expected to be arraigned on Jan. 5 on the misdemeanor charge.


Police responded to a domestic disturbance on Dec. 14 and when they arrived at Hessic's home, they found him trying to leave the house in his Lexus.


Hessic told police he and his girlfriend of three years got into a fight over cookies, according to the report. The 31-year-old was "upset someone had eaten the last chocolate chip cookie."


He got even more upset when he felt his girlfriend was "not taking him seriously." Hessic's girlfriend went to go shower, but Hessic followed her into the bathroom.


Hessic allegedly told police he felt his girlfriend was blowing him off so he tore the shower curtain down while the couple continued to argue.


According to the police report, the girlfriend told police Hessic punched her on the left side of her face after ripping down the curtain.


She allegedly told police Hessic was upset that his favorite cookies were eaten, but she "didn't want to argue over something so petty." Hessic's girlfriend said she told him she'd buy him more cookies because she was the one who bought them. She even joked about "reviewing the surveillance cameras to see who ate the cookie." -(Brett Bodner, NY Daily News)
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