Sometimes when your wife or girlfriend asks you a question, it’s not really a question at all. Instead, it’s a test.

Here’s a rundown of some trick questions you need to be prepared to answer correctly:

  • Do you think I need to wear makeup every day?
  • Do you think my best friend (or sister) is hot?
  • Do you like hanging out with my family?
  • Does it look like I’m getting fat?

The stakes are high here. If you answer any of these questions wrong, you’re toast. So, consider rehearsing your answer in a mirror to make sure you get these answers perfectly correct. (Made Man)